Gosh, I've been having the roughest time getting to sleep lately. Mosquitos, subconscious worries of I-don't-know-what, boredom, lonliness, who knows? And then I don't get out of bed til after noon, my brain and body all in a fog, and I can't get shit done. I need some sort of radical change. Like maybe getting fucked a few times a week. To some of you, that may seem like a normal thing (and I hate you), but it's been so long since I've had anybody in my life - and you long-time readers know fucking is not on my regular menu anyway. But maybe some real hard sweaty butt-slappin' nipple-pullin' ear-bitin' ball-tuggin' fucking is in order. Now the hard part - who?