WAKE UP!

I cannot get out of bed lately. Or rather, i can't seem to get to sleep at a decent hour, then find myself sleeping til noon. Sometimes I get up around 9:30 or 10, put the coffee on, take a whiz (why is it 'take' when I'm actually 'giving'?....), then back to bed for a couple more hours. Today it was close to 1pm. Then I am headachy and out of it until i get to work, and it starts all over again that night, can't sleep 'til the sun comes up.... And tomorrow, being Saturday, I need to get up early and be at work at 11am.

So, I need someone to wake me up in the morning. If you have a big fat hard one for me, I'll show my appreciation. Or just some dangling, hairy balls. Otherwise you just get coffee and a quick smooch.