u will gag

nice name, eh? funny, I almost didn't open up the email, it had a pic, and I figured it was yet another HOT TEENS 4U website that I seem to get a lot of.... so, its an AOL address, I checked the profile before opening, and it was a "legit" NY queer-sex-do-me-now name, and once I saw the pic - chaps, jockstrap, thick uncut cock - i recognized the guy. His email said he'd at the Bijou that night, I should cum by and slurp on him awhile...... well, as much as I liked this topguy-formerly-known-as-MILK IT PIG, the Bijou sucks, and I wasn't about to spend 10 bucks on the off-chance that he might show up, and not hook with someone else; or worse yet, he is there, but we can't get a booth-room, and are stuck watching some lame-ass gay-themed video (NOT porn, thankyouverymuch Mr Mayor!) while the trolls hog the booths (yeah, I hate the word troll, too, but you know exactly what I mean!).

so, I emailed him my phone number, told him wasn't going to bijou, but feel free to come over. He calls, mentions he won't be downtown for awhile, and I tell him hold onto the number, call me late, or some other time.... ( I had already made plans with Frenchy - see below - but ya never know about these sorts of "dates") so, to make a long story short, he invites himself over last night, gets lost, arrives about 50 minutes late, and i've already watched most of Al Parker's TURNED ON, and he looked really good, much better than i had remembered, and what a bulge! very, very Al Parker....
joke was on me, he had shoved his beer bottle in his front pocket! but once I saw that his button fly was wide-open, and he put the beer on the table, my face was very busy, very fast, indeed! Very thick, just the way I like it. And he's a real tease with that thing, pulling out, slapping across the face, mumbling all that "you want it, right?" stuff, shoving his balls over my eyes --- ahhhhh, I love these warm romantic types! Needless to say, I was ROCK HARD real fast, which is real unusual for me, since I'm usually a "slow-starter". We took our time, but soon enough, my goatee just under his balls, and that familiar "ahhhh, ahhhh" eminating from above, and splats begin falling to the ground and on my forehead...... and my turn, with his hands tickling my balls, soon followed.

and he stayed for awhile after that; we talked PORN (you surprised?) watched the rest of TURNED ON, and even Kansas City Trucking, shared another beer, and agreed to do it again as he left around 1:30 in the morning.....