bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Thursday, May 02, 2002
Earlier today I was discussing the possibility of opening up a porn school, since I have so many strong opinions on what is good, and what is bad, porno. The word "that" is certainly not allowed in between any sexual verb and sexual noun - none of this suck THAT cock, or eat THAT ass, you know? (except maybe if you are referring to a 3rd party, but even then, I'd prefer the word "his" over that) And watching one of these uniform fantasy things - you know, cops, state troopers, fireman, etc,- they usually have to have cigars and all (I'm neither for nor against cigars, btw), but a line like Suck THAT cock while you smoke THAT cigar is just asking for trouble, now isn't it?