bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Thursday, May 16, 2002
.......so, I figure I'm looking pretty scraggly, and it's been a good week since I've shaved my face, so I goes into the bathroom and the razor just looks way too overused. Peering into the medicine cabinet (if only there WERE some medicine in there) I find the empty plastic thingee that used to hold 5 Gillettes. Then I look under the sink, and it's rather scarey downthere. I decide to clean it out a bit, after I notice some brown ooze thats kinda melding several items together. Lots of hair products from former roommates, but this made me laugh, since I know it belongs to me.

Now, tell me, what's wrong with this picture?