Saturday, May 11, 2002

......after 2 beers, a bunch of guacamole, salsa, and about and hour and a half of BLUE PLANET viewing, I passed out around 10:30 last night. Which of course meant that I was wide awake around 3 a.m., and now, at 10, I am sorta groggy. But, the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and I'm gonna FORCE myself into some outdoor activities, even if it is just reading a book in the park. No plans for tonight, so perhaps I will begin my long-discussed "learning-to-be-a-top" program. Step 1. - how the hell do you get those condom packets open? (thankfully, they don't expire until May of 2004, I have some time) Step 2. - which way does it roll down, again? Step 3. - I've gone soft again, can you sit your hairy ass on my face a little longer? awww geez! all that lube is messing up my goatee!