Thursday, April 24, 2003

"THESE VIDEOS ARE NOT, REPEAT, NOT! NOT! NOT! LIKE SLIDE SHOWS OF DRAWINGS. VIDEOGRAPHER JACK FRITSCHER, WORKING CLOSELY WITH THE HUN, REX, & A. JAY, TREATS EACH & EVERY DRAWING OR PAINTING LIKE A REAL ROOM WITH REAL LIVE MEN. THE VIDEOS HAVE "MOVES," RHYTHM, PACE, PUNCH, ZOOM, PAN, DISSOLVES—ALL THE STUFF YOU EXPECT IN LIVE-ACTION. CLOSE-UPS OF EYES, BUTTS, DICKS, 4SKIN, ETC., INTERCUT WITH SMOOTH PAN ACTION. THIS IS NOT ANIMATION. THIS STYLE IS LIKE A MOVING DREAM PASSING IN STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE YOUR EYES. SOMETIMES MARK HEMRY'S INGENIOUS EDITING MIXES ONE DRAWING INTO ANOTHER FOR A SPECIAL KIND OF MALE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR THAT'S CUM-CUM-CUMING TO TAKE YOU A-WAY! SOME OF YOU KNOW WHAT'S WHAT! SOME OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT! Y'ALL CUM & GET WHAT REAL LIFE AIN'T NEVER GONNA GIVE YA! MORE 'N ONE WAY, THESE AIN'T SAFE VIDEOS!"

Just some stills from Hun Video Gallery that I have up for auction.