bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings
Monday, August 05, 2002
think there's any connection between me being a smartass in chatrooms and posting people's silly AOL profiles here, and the fact that its been awhile since I've had any actual sex? No, the spooging incident last Sunday night doesn't count as sex - while my definition of sex is fairly broad, it lasting more than 45 seconds is one of the criteria - so, maybe i need to change some of these non-working habits (like last night - ouch! ewww! ouch, arrgghhhh!) and maybe even..... hmmm, almost said something about getting a job, but
In other news..... big fuzzy thanks to all the folks (lots of never-heard-from-before types!) who responded to my desperate plea for beard validation - it's still here, getting THICKER just thinking about those emails......