......plans change, gotta run out the door and do some "adult" things like look for money, harass the cuteman at the Bike shop about my backwheel repair, (I said wheel, not door, you pigs!), etc.

I know it's not exactly news (many of you have known this for awhile) but this opinion piece - The Secret War on Condoms - is worth reading, especially to the last paragraph, to keep things in perspective.